Arthur
"Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again."
Arthur is most definitely the bluest hippo I know. And I know a lot of hippos! But no matter, as due to his hippo status he is almost guaranteed to be a cool guy. And Arthur is pretty cool, I'll admit it. In fact his surname might actually be "Fonzarelli", I'm not sure. Then again, it may be "Dent".
Arthur lives with Iain in Dundee so I don't get to see him often, but when we do meet up it's always a riot. Who knows what we'd get up to if we met more often. One day, when I take over the world, Arthur will no doubt be spared from the massive culling. Ha, I kid of course, I'll probably give him Italy or something.
But seriously, for a second, Arthur really is a nice guy I don't see enough of, and we must make an effort to rectify this at some point. In fact, we should get ourselves a little hippo bachelor pad - that would be cool! Arthur is a lovely friend and a really nice guy, and I hope we'll be friends forever more.
The Hoopiest Frood says: "Arthur is a fine upstanding young hippo, who has never been anything but charming to me."
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