Bernice

Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder where you're at.

Now this is my lovely friend Bernice, looking as beautiful as ever. Named after the vicar of the same name, who is sadly MIA, dear Bernice here is in fact more goth than Robert Smith on a rainy day. That's really rather goth, I tell you. But she does it with an innate sense of style, no overboard mockery. See the lovely black on black sequins on her wings, her lovely fluffy black tummy, and her wonder swooshy tale. She is a gorgeous goth goddess I tell you, The Cure should be taking style tips from her!

Bernice, however, is a lovely lovely person. She is most definitely the nicest bat I know. And I'm friends with a good few bats. She's always there to help me and it's quite handy to have a good friend who is a bat for when you get into scrapes. One reason is because they have that Batman style intimidation factor which scares people away from you, and another is that she can swoop in and pick me up and fly me off to safety as I'm only a wee hippo. So she has helped me out many a time and I trust her with my life.

Bernice truly is one of my best friends in the world, and I am very lucky to have her in my life. She rocks so much it is in fact verging on illegal. I wish her nothing but the best for the future and hope that she continues to feature in my life for a long time into the future. And she's much prettier than all those aging goths. We should make a band!

The Hoopiest Frood says: "Flappy, flappy, flappy! Flappy, flappy, flappy!"

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Why hello there, how are you?

Mippo says 'hi' by the way.

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