Procrastination
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." ~ Douglas Adams
So, procrastination, eh? I love it, I do.
I mean really, what other reason do you think this site is even here for? This entire page and all the nonsense filling it up is my own
giant personal monument to my time wasting skills. And good on me I say. Where would the world be without procrastination? 
Probably with hover cars
and cures for cancer, but hey we can't have everything, can we?
I would also like to point out that my own personal procrastination skills are so immense, so honed and finely tuned, I am actually doing very well in putting off working on this site, my main source of procrastination. I think you'll agree that this is a highly impressive fact. This site should have been finished ages ago, and where was I? Having a sit down and a cup of tea probably, or perhaps a nap.
So this page is standing here as a rubbishy little salute to all the people putting off some important work at the moment. If it weren't for you then the world would probably have exploded by now. Yay us. Doing the work you're actually meant to be doing is over-rated. There would be no internet without procrastination, let me tell you that! You're incredibly lucky I've even written this much for you at all, as Stargate is on and calling me in a very tempting voice to the sofa with another cuppa and some biccies. I think I shall give in now.
The Procrastinator's Creed:
- 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
- 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
Coming soon: where I go to procrastinate from my procrastination. To be honest it's not difficult to find something interesting on the internet. You sit down for five minutes to look for something specific like what series was Mork and Mindy a spin off from and three days later you realise you should really have something to eat apart from cans of fizzy orange and Spiras. Another tip is never keep a biscuit jar near your computer or you will just eat them until you are sick. Or maybe that's just me...
Links to procrastinate with.
