The Hoopiest Frood
"Ignore her! She's infected with television and an innate tolerance of the emptiness of modernity."
The Hoopiest Frood is my favourite human in the whole universe. That is high praise, as despite not liking humans as a species there are quite a few examples of perfectly tolerable people out there. So while she isn't quite up to hippo standards, I'd like to pronounce her an honorary hippo anyway, because she is that cool.
She always has really good ideas of things to do, and ways to pass the time. These may lead of on madcap schemes sometimes but I trust her to the ends of the earth. She is my best friend on the planet and really is the hoopiest of all the froods. I love the picture of her here, winner of the most emo newspaper cutting caption in the universe. You've gotta love her really!
There is nothing better than the two of us curling up under our duvets all snuggly and warm on a cold snowy day, with mugs of tea and plenty of biscuits, to watch something like Spaced in a big marathon session. That is my idea of a perfect day. Oh, a bit of cake would be nice too. You can never go wrong with a good bit of cake.
The Hoopiest Frood says: "She seems alright, I suppose."
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