Colin
A big awesome hate-filled teddybear. The hate is why we love him.
I feel the most important thing to start with here with is that Colin deserves to be poked.
The first thing I would like you all to do, if you ever happen to meet dear Colin here,
is to give him a big poke in the tummy. Preferably while laughing an evil laugh. I swear I've still got bruises
on my arms from last summer when he poked my podgy upper arms relentlessly, always in exactly the same spot. The pain!
Anyway, where was I before the memories of the crippling pain in my arms made me forget how to type? Ah yes, Colin is just an awesome awesome guy. I don't know what else to say. He's fun to hang out with and if he likes you, very nice and kind. If he doesn't like you, you should probably run and hide. But he's a lovely person really and, um, I'm rubbish at writing these so I'll stop here before I repeat myself any more.
Mippo says: "Colin is a solid and decent bloke and I won't hear a word said against him. He'll kick your ass anyway, so it doesn't matter that this is an idle threat."
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